S♥♣

Happilap Pistif

Happilap Pistif

A piece of scum.

Look at this little lad. What scum! What a piece of scum! Don't you hate him? Don't you hate his scummy guts? I despise him. I despise his hated scummy face.

So I tell him:

  1. He was born on Xmas day, so he only gets one present - and it's coal if he's bad. Them's the rules.
  2. When the ice cream van plays music, it has run out of ice cream.
  3. Most murders happen in theme parks.

I ask you: what kind of a son is this? No kind of son - a scum shaped like son, that's what.

I took his journal from him (where'd he get it from?!) and this is what's inside.