Labuland Infestigore
Poor detective Labuland Infestigore has wasted his life attempting to destroy the Sweetheart Club.
If he finally did it, they would throw a grand, secret party for him. They would hide in the dark and jump out and say "Congratulations" and eat a feast of Irish stew in the name of the law and he would get a medal, and he would cry a little tear in one eye when his wife said, "I am proud of you!", and then he would die in his bed a happy man.
But this will never happen!
To gloat in secret at his pitiful career, please break into his private case files.