Safe House Observation Post, Diomede Islands
- 03:07
- **MISSION COMMENCES**
- 06:26
- Target sighted. Codename established. Target will be Kurt Wigwearer or Jacques Toupée.
- 06:32
- Taken to the vote.
- 06:33
- Jacques Toupée enters the safe house.
- 08:41
- Codename revised: Don Baldino leaves the safe house.
- 10:15
- Codename re-revised: Slappy Hairpiece enters the safe house.
- 10:49
- Debate: can a wig be made from human hair?
- 10:56
- X infiltrates safehouse. Wig confirmed. (Unable to establish whether real or synthetic hair.)
- 10:58
- Operation compromised.
- 10:59
- **MISSION ABORTED**
