Trebulor Eebilgeise

He catches birds by gripping them in their sleep, then he stores them in a cupboard for later.

He puts them in his duvet whole (not plucked). Sometimes he plucks them good and dances with them cheek-to-cheek.

In the end, he flaps them to death and then buries them by use of a pie and eating the pie and then later burying them down the toilet.

He would like to be Nureyev (the dancer or the horse).