Vigkindling's Neckerchief
First attack
- Bosun 12 takes Astronomer 6
- Rompelfortzen nails rollerskates to a rabbit's paws.
- Machinist 14 to Bosun 12
- Hibbitfiddle devalues the currency of Albania.
- Bosun 12 takes Machinist 14
- Romplefortzen spikes the punch at a school disco.
Riposte
- Silhouette 9 takes Bosun 12
- Hibbitfiddle sneaks under the bed of a heart patient and bides his time.
- Draughtsman 26 to Manta Ray 1
- Rompelfortzen becomes uncomfortably enthusiastic during a conversation about shoes.
- Manta Ray 1 to Fusilier 8
- Hibbitfiddle rampages through the streets of Mousehole.
- Fusilier 8 to Silhouette 9
- Rompelfortzen accidentally coughs up a stolen diamond.
- Manta Ray 1 to Draughtsman 26
- Hibbitfiddle awakes from a ten year coma to find that his wife has recently remarried.
Checkmate