Dondogo Ribkin
Cower at the might of Dondogo!
The undisputed master of the ring. Founder of the U.T.F. (Ultimate Tusselface Federation). Three hundred and ten pounds of power strength. A neck like horses. Master of Meats. King of the Muscle Holds: he can put a man in a sandwich.
- Armwrestle champion
- Footwrestle champion
- Neckwrestle champion
- Groinwrestle best newcomer and champion
He created the sweaterweight class. “The Ruminator” (a basic grappleback, into thin-pin ending in the bloody gnarling of the opponent's ankle) - invented by Dondogo!
He cultivates the appearance of a gentle giant, but in truth he is an appalling pig. His cupboards are full of newspapers stolen from neighbours' doorsteps. He squeals with delight when he writes a prank letter. A man is locked in his cellar. He has never voted.