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Admiral Eustab Jerripickel

The cover of the March 2010 issue of Gouge Monkey. Main story: Sucker Punch. Octopus hunting with Admiral Eustab Jerripickel.

Who is he?

Five fathoms deep, his sub-nautical craft crawls the ocean bed, searching tirelessly for a single sign of his wife's disappearance, eighteen years ago to the day, always to the day. He strongly suspects that she was abducted by mermen. In reality, she left him for a man who did not live in a tiny submarine.

He is dressed very much like Captain Birdseye, but he is not Captain Birdseye and is sick of the comparison.

Best move?

Sub-Aquatic Nautical Musselpunch — Using a burst of brackish water, the Admiral unleashes a horde of faithful crustaceans to clamp onto you and commence nibbling.

Good or evil?

Good. He did not want this smackdown, but he will end it!