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The Spectre

The cover of the April 2010 issue of Gouge Monkey. Main story: World Chomp! The Spectre bites our groins and won't let go.

Who is he?

Half feral cat, half bobtailed wolf, dipped in luminous paint and dressed in a white cape. They call him “The Spectre”. His real name is Puffball Willikins III.

For four years, he lived on the corrugated roof above the canteen of a fish paste factory, before being discovered by the U.T.F. (Ultimate Tusselface Federation) and trained in stealth moves.

He enters the ring via a séance. Using his luminosity and his white cape, he attempts to make people believe he is a ghost. The luminosity only has one long term side effect — total memory loss. Oh, and, eventually, cancer.

Best move?

Astral Blast — a hard bite to the nadgers.

Good or evil?

Evil. Once you summon him, you must accept the consequences. He cannot be tamed.